Im Not Drinking Ever Again Oh Look Fireball Moomba
I'thou a beverage cart girl at a golf course in Florida. AMA!
So I've been a beverage cart girl for the last two months. All-time job I've always had. Happy to reply whatever questions and also hear some insight from all you golfers!
Log in or sign up to leave a comment
level 1
Does information technology feel weird to know and accept that a large role of your income is completely dependent on your ability to look attractive and be flirtatious?
level 2
A fiddling weird, but I knew what I was getting into when I practical for and took the job. I always make sure my makeup looks adept and that I'g constantly smiling. Honestly, a lot of it is an act on my part. When I get on the course I flip a switch and turn on the charm. I go forth with the pet names and giggle at the lame pickup lines....gotta brand the coin, which is totally dependent on keeping the players happy.
level 1
Do you secretly make racing car noises and tyre screeching sounds when you know nobody can hear you lot?
level 2
Hahah no just I definitely drive similar a crazy person when in that location aren't any players on a hole. I gotta go around the grade every bit chop-chop every bit possible in order to make as many sales as I tin can. I've tried to go off some sweet jumps simply the beverage cart unfortunately doesn't get much air.
level ane
Hey sweet cheeks, how well-nigh coming over hither and I'll show you lot how to grip my shaft
(Never played a course with ane, but this is how I imagine people talk to cart girls 100% of the time)
level ii
Nah, only the creepiest of golfers talk similar that...or at to the lowest degree I promise very few do.
level 2
· 5 yr. ago "The attempt and not the deed confounds us." - Bill South.
But I just demand 1 cart girl to go for that line, and I'm set for life.
level 1
What is the funniest boozer golfer story you personally witnessed?
level 2
Zilch too crazy all the same since I've only been at it for a couple of months. The boozer golfers are commonly just "bros" who brand fun of each other, guild shots of fireball every time I see them, and overall simply aren't that bang-up at golf and probably are there for the few hours of drinking with their buddies. I'one thousand not also fond of the older men who get drunk and pervy though. Their choice upwards lines are frequently just too creepy (example: I lay rug pretty well, desire me to testify you?).
level 1
For whom exercise you take hold of the coldest beer at the bottom of the libation?
level 2
I always favor my regulars (they're almost ever the best tippers)--when I know they're playing I make certain to take their usual drink on water ice and when possible prepare to go for them by the time they meet me at the side by side tee box. If I'grand running low on their usual beer I won't sell information technology to someone else before I see them. Not surprisingly, having plenty of ice in the cooler is a big function of my job. I can't tell you how many times I stop during the twenty-four hour period to add together more than ice to the cart. Nobody wants a beer that's simply somewhat cold. Overall, the players that take care of me get taken care of in return.
level one
Why practice you consider it the all-time chore you lot've always had
level 2
Well I get to drive around on a golf cart all solar day with minimal supervision and am typically tipped 25%-50% on each auction.....which takes just a few minutes. On average I make $125-$250 in tips each shift (depends a lot on whether it's a weekday or during the weekend).
level i
What is the most outrageous thing someone has said to you?
level 2
Hmmmm....at that place'south a lot of option up lines that are creepy and pervy, just I think the most outrageous of them all was was the legitimate offer from 1 guy to pay me to come over for a "date" that night. By appointment I mean sex activity but I'm sure you knew what I was referring to.
level 1
Add a couple of hands of table salt to the ice as its lowers the freezing temp of water so you go super cold beer super fast.
level ii
Sounds like a good idea thanks! The biggest problem I take, peculiarly in Florida is how fast the stuff melts. Would adding salt help with that?
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/6mbg0x/im_a_beverage_cart_girl_at_a_golf_course_in/
0 Response to "Im Not Drinking Ever Again Oh Look Fireball Moomba"
Post a Comment